I was enjoying a quiet evening reading when I realize my house has been infested - with tinies! They built a whole city! THEY'RE GENTRIFYING MY DAMN LIVING ROOM! Like a flipped switch, my sadistic side activates - for the good cause of stopping these mini gentrifiers, of course! I punch, stomp, crush, and tear their pathetic city apart! They're no match for dropped elbows, a descending ass, and hell, even powerful push-ups! The city tumbles to pieces and from the wreckage I pluck succulent little tinies to swallow down. I savor them, taunt them, even make them worship my huge feet in hopes of mercy, but I am merciless. There is absolutely no escape.